The Top 20 Companies Selling Cloned Food

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 23:51:05

After more than five years of study, the Food
and Drug Administration has concluded that
cloned livestock is safe to eat and "virtually
indistinguishable" from conventional livestock.


The Top 20 Companies Selling Cloned Food


20> McDouble's

19> Dolly Farms

18> Reincarnation Milk

17> WeHOP

16> Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Jerry's

15> Dairy Gene

14> Repeet's Coffee

13> Chromosomaha Steaks

12> Newman's Clone

11> Aunt Jemutant

10> Jack in the Tube

9> Splycin' Farms

8> Iamyous

7> I Can't Believe It's Not Beef Made From a Cow and Bull Humping!

6> I'mBack Steakhouse

5> Oscar Erlenmyer

4> M&Mbryos

3> Klonedike Bars

2> Campbell's Dupe


and the Number 1 Company Selling Cloned Food...


1> Ditto Lay

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 19-Jan-2007 9:16:28

My twin brothers and I think this is good.

We'd like to thank you for posting it.

Bob and Bob and Bob and Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 19-Jan-2007 13:13:27

Oh no! One of you is quite enough.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 19-Jan-2007 14:40:51

Oh okay.

Bobbob

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 19-Jan-2007 14:41:11

Oh okay.

Bobbob

Post 6 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 19-Jan-2007 22:00:28

smileing, i liked number 7

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 19-Jan-2007 23:27:10

My favorite is 17> WeHOP.

Bob

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 21-Jan-2007 1:59:43

Yeah Bryan, 7 is good. But I think my favorite is 16 - Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Jerry's.